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“They all look alike” August 10, 2008

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Is it old fashioned racism or new fangled science?

The American Bar Association, meeting in New York, is considering whether to recommend that judges use their discretion to make juries aware of the problems that can plague cross-racial identifications.

California, Massachusetts, New Jersey and Utah already employ such instructions in some cases.

“The majority race is not as good at identifying minorities as it is its own race. This is hard-wired in some way that we don’t completely understand. But the phenomenon should be presented to the jury,” said Barry Scheck, co-founder of The Innocence Project.

Well it may be true, as Mr. Scheck suggests, that “the majority race is not as good at identifying minorities as it is its own race” but I’d bet that a Korean would have an equally difficult time picking one Swede out of a line-up of twelve.

But I digress:

Some criminal justice experts believe that mistakes are so pervasive that nothing short of wholesale reforms in identification procedures will fix the problem.

This year, North Carolina became the first state to standardize identification procedures. That includes preventing the police officer who is investigating the crime from conducting photo identifications with witnesses and requiring that lineup photographs be shown one after another rather than in groups of six.

New software that was on display at the ABA’s annual meeting allows witnesses to use police laptop computers to identify photos of suspects in programs that do not vary from investigator to investigator or witness to witness.

We’ll have a national DNA database within ten years…

Victim? August 9, 2008

Posted by Brendan in Life in America, Politics.
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Boy, the last thing I want to do is take a shot at a terminally ill woman who buried her eldest son in 1996 but…

Elizabeth Edwards ceased to be a victim the moment she conspired with her husband to deceive voters, loyal campaign staffers, and the Democratic Party.

In all honesty, I could care less about the Democratic Party and anyone foolish enough to vote for John Edwards but the I really do feel sorry for the campaign workers.

Campaign staff are (usually) poorly paid; they sleep on floors in faraway places; they spend months away from their friends and families – and they serve their candidate with incredible loyalty and devotion.  They deserve much better.

Elizabeth Edwards — no less than her husband — used these people and exploited their loyalty in one of the most selfish and manipulative acts that we’ve seen in American politics since… well, the Clintons.

Spare us the wounded wife drama and start apologizing, ma’am.

Catholic Luddites July 31, 2008

Posted by Brendan in Religion.
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I love Traditional Catholics! Or, to paraphrase an old fav, “some of my best friends are Traditional Catholics!” But what really frosts my marley is that subset of Rad-Trads (usually converts and fifteen years olds with really bad acne) who are bound and determined to turn paleo-Catholicism into neo-Puritanism.

Burqas for pre-adolescent girls; no alcohol; laughter kept to a minimum (only appropriate when sneering at some recent papal action) and, of course, holing up in isolation with stacks of dusty books and piles of blessed candles.

An example… During a recent “discussion” with the Modesty Gestapo, I was presented with a collection of  links that would, presumably, help me to work out my salvation.  (Or, rather, it would encourage women to cover up from stem to stern so that my salvation would not be jeopardized by LUTHHHHst)

Take, for instance, JMJ Modest Dress (I’m assuming it’s Catholic based on JMJ – Jesus, Mary, and Jospeh. Alas, the “Our Story” section of the webpage is blank) Look what they have on offer:

My grandmother — Latin Mass and Rosaries all of her life — never once dressed like this. She wouldn’t be caught DEAD in Amish Chic. And if we  did dress her like this when Jesus calls her home, she’d haunt us for the rest of our days.

This isn’t Catholic. It’s Amish, it’s Luddite, it’s Little House on the Prarie… but it isn’t Catholic.

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p.s. pre-Conciliar Catholics also smoked, drank, went to the beach, played cards, watched baseball and danced. They weren’t Ulster Presbyterians…

The premiere of Shark Week… July 28, 2008

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…sucked.

I look forward to Shark Week the way a ten year old looks forward to Christmas and, I gotta tell ya,  the Discovery Channel really let me down with last night’s premiere.

They served up a fetid slurry of three day old cold gruel when I was expecting an end cut of prime rib with, maybe, a lobster tail on the side.

Instead of bloody, gruesome attacks by Great Whites and Tigers, they gave us fiberglass shark robots and tedious physics experiments.

What the hell were they thinking?! I want blood, razor sharp teeth, and non-stop man eating fish…

Ok, even the Discovery Channel is entitled to lay one once every twenty-one years so I’ll cut them some slack. Tonight’s line-up should more than make up for the tedium that was last night’s disappointing premiere.

One of my personal favs, “Air Jaws” — an hour of surface breaching, attacking, back flipping, frenzied Great Whites (see ultra cool clip here) — is on at 8:00 PM. Unfortunately, Air jaws is followed by two shows making their premiere this year which have the potential to be disappointing:

SURVIVING SHARKS
Premieres Monday, July 28, at 9 p.m. ET/PT.
Survivorman’s Les Stroud hosts this look at how best to play it safe in the water, while testing popular theories of how to survive shark encounters. Les travels to the Bahamas and South Africa to test whether the behavior of Caribbean reef sharks and great whites changes depending upon the time of day. While in South Africa, Les and marine biologist Jeremiah Sullivan conduct an analysis of the great white’s bite, and test whether kicking and splashing attracts sharks, and if it’s safer to stay in a group or tread water alone if stranded in the ocean.

[Unless Les Stroud turns out to be the main course -- or at least the appetizer -- for a Great White, this'll probably be a yawn]

DAY OF THE SHARK
Premieres Monday, July 28, at 10 p.m. ET/PT.
Do shark encounters happen more frequently in the morning or night? This special chronicles six recent shark attacks that took place at different times of day. Top shark experts weigh in on what time of day is better or worse for avoiding sharks.

[I dunno, this may have B- potential. Have to wait and see. If an experiment goes wrong and someone goes feet first into a shark's gullet, I'll give it a solid A]

Air Jaws will definitely bring up the curve but it looks like I’ll have more bitch-blogging to do tomorrow.

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Coincidentally, it looks like even sharks hate Ryan Seacrest

Old story, different perspective July 25, 2008

Posted by Brendan in Life in America, Religion.
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So did you hear the one about the fifty-one year college professor who claims to have desecrated (an allegedly consecrated) Communion Host?

Paul Zachary “PZ” Myers, a professor of biology at the University of Minnesota, got his panties in a knot when a student at the University of Central Florida (UCF) faced disciplinary action for refusing to return a consecrated Host that he secreted away from a Catholic chapel. (He has it stored in a plastic bag in his dorm room).

So the call went out from Myers.  He asked people to send him consecrated Hosts so that he could publicly desecrate them to protest the proceedings at UCF.

According to Myers’ blog, people sent them in and he made good on his threat. He drove a rusty nail through the Host (and several pages of the Koran) and then threw the remains in the garbage.

Reveling in his blasphemy, Myers wrote:

OK, time for the anticlimax. I know some of you have proposed intricate plans for how to do horrible things to these crackers, but I repeat…it’s just a cracker. I wasn’t going to make any major investment of time, money, or effort in treating these dabs of unpleasantness as they deserve, because all they deserve is casual disposal. However, inspired by an old woodcut of Jews stabbing the host, I thought of a simple, quick thing to do: I pierced it with a rusty nail (I hope Jesus’s tetanus shots are up to date). And then I simply threw it in the trash, followed by the classic, decorative items of trash cans everywhere, old coffeegrounds and a banana peel. My apologies to those who hoped for more, but the worst I can do is show my unconcerned contempt.

Let’s face it, if  Myers had pissed on a talmud he would have been shown the door before the paper dried and he would have faced personal and professional ostracism for the rest of his life.  But desecrating that which is most sacred to Catholics will probably earn him a book deal and a round of talk show appearances.

The University will fall back on “academic freedom” (which doesn’t apply) to justify keeping Myers on staff.  But what about his emotional maturity?  Is that taken into consideration? Does a well adjusted, middle aged man do these sorts of things?  (The obvious answer is no but, then again, university faculties haven’t exactly distinguished themselves in the areas of stability and maturity.)

How would you respond if your doctor or lawyer…or plumber..were caught spray-painting a swastika on a local synagogue? You’d fire him, right? Not just because you were personally offended by his behavior but because you’d have to question his emotional maturity and, ultimately, his ability to function in his profession/trade based on that behavior.

I wouldn’t trust a grossly immature neighbor with a spare key to my house. I wouldn’t let him feed my cat and walk my dogs when I was on vacation. And I sure as hell wouldn’t let him teach my children.

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Also worth a read:

- Pantyhose bandit causes sheer annoyance in Massachusetts:  Ok, some unknown Bay Stater is leaving piles of black pantyhose in the streets of Milford, Mass and one local says “it’s scary for the kids”.  SCARY?!! You’re kidding me, right? Vampires are scary. Sharks are scary. This is not “scary” My God, we’ve gone soft…

- Women’s brains are different from men’s – and here’s the scientific proof But we already knew this, right?  Actually, this is a very interesting read.  If you want to know why your wife or girlfriend can remember word-for-word dialogue of a heated conversation six months after it happened then don’t miss this article.

“Quite exceptional depravity” doesn’t begin to describe it. July 23, 2008

Posted by Brendan in Religion, The Whole Wide World.
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[WARNING: Very disturbing sexual content]

Pope Benedict’s recent apology to the Australian victims of rapists-in-roman collars came as somewhat of a surprise to me because, until last week, I had (naively) assumed that the worst of the abuse had occurred in America and Ireland.  (And, to a lesser degree, Canada)

As someone who prides himself in possessing a very high shock threshold, l was completely unprepared for the shock that awaited me as I began to dig into the problems down under.

The background: Until just after the Second World War, the British Government had a policy of shipping many of its undesirable youth to the far corners of the Empire.  By XXIst Century standards, it seems barbaric but, at the time, it was assumed to be in the children’s best interest.

Vagrant, illegitimate boys on the streets of London or Liverpool were doomed to a life of sub-human existence.  If the kids were removed from the squalor of the inner city and set up in a farm school in the wilds of Australia, they would — or so the thinking went — be given a fighting chance to overcome their desperate circumstances.

The Child Migrants (as they’ve come to be known) were sent to Australia and (generally) segregated according to religion. The Protestant kids went to church and state run facilities and the Catholic kids  — in many cases, the illegitimate offspring of Irish immigrants — were handed over to the Religious Orders. The girls went to the Sisters of Mercy and the boys went to the Christian Brothers.

In the late 1990s, both the UK and Australian Governments held hearings on the subject of Child Migration and what they uncovered relative to the Christian Brothers could make any grown man cry.

I speak from personal experience because when I read the following in the (British) House of Commons report I cried for the first time in my adult life:

It is hard to convey the sheer weight of the testimony we have received. It is impossible to resist the conclusion that some of what was done there was of a quite exceptional depravity, so that terms like ‘sexual abuse’ are too weak to convey it. For example, those of us who heard the account of a man who as a boy was a particular favourite of some Christian Brothers at Tardun who competed as to who could rape him 100 times first, his account of being in terrible pain, bleeding and bewildered, trying to beat his own eyes so they would cease to be blue as the Brothers liked his blue eyes, or being forced to masturbate animals, or being held upside down over a well and threatened in case he ever told, will never forget it.

That’s the British House of Commons not the National Inquirer.  What happened to those kids was an organized, pervasive, systematic, decades-long ordeal of rape, torture and abuse perpetrated by Catholic Religious.

Documentation [.pdf] provided to the Australian Senate adds:

4.2 The accounts of sexual abuse and assault at these four institutions are horrendous, supporting and amplifying the UK Committee’s description of ‘quite exceptional depravity’. The stories from the ex-residents of Bindoon, Castledare, Clontarf, and Tardun [all in Western Australia] provide an account of systemic criminal sexual assault and predatory behaviour by a large number of the Brothers over a considerable period of time. Evidence was given of boys being abused in many ways for the sexual gratification of the Brothers, of boys being terrified in bed at night as Brothers stalked the dormitories to come and take children to their rooms, of boys as ‘pets’ of the Brothers being repeatedly sodomised, and of boys being pressured into bestial acts.

This information came to light during the reign of John Paul II.  At the time (mid to late 1990s) he was still in good health – yet he failed to act.

Ironically, the pope that apologized for the sins of many of his long dead predecessors uttered not one word of sorrow and took no responsibility for his own myriad failures.

I could live to be 100 years old and I’ll never get that image of a battered child beating his own eyes to change their color out of my mind…

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Maybe the justice sought was ultimately delivered by the hand of God because the Australian Province of the once great (Irish) Christian Brothers has been reduced to this:

Deo Gratias!

The Archbishopette of Canterbury? July 22, 2008

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Now that the Church of England has followed the Americans and Canadians into another clean break with Apostolic Tradition by authorizing the “ordination” of female “bishops”, it’s dead certain that a time will come when a bishopette will be tapped to occupy the See of Canterbury.

Which begs the question: what will Rome do in that eventuality?

Despite the fact that the Roman Church does not recognize the validity of Anglican Orders (male or female), Pope John Paul liked to engage in a bit of hand-holding with the Archlayman of Canterbury. (To his credit, Pope Benedict is a bit cooler with the current primate.)

So when       is replaced by

will the Anglican Primate still get invited to the Apostolic Palace for tea and light refreshments? Or is this a tar baby that even John Paul wouldn’t get within a hundred miles of?

Maybe it’s time to appoint a Catholic bishop to the See of Canterbury and, ecumenism be damned, raise him to the dignity of Primate of England (And throw in the Red Hat for good measure).  After all, our separated brethren already established such a precedent when the Church of Ireland (sic) installed an Anglican clergyman as Archbishop of Armagh and Primate of All Ireland.

That position had, of course, already been filled by  St. Patrick’s legitimate successor.

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Ok, I admit that I wrote this entire entry just to have an excuse to re post that pic of Her Grace.

No better time to be alive July 22, 2008

Posted by Brendan in Life in America, The Whole Wide World.
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Forget about medical advances. Dismiss the burgeoning achievements in science and technology.  Put far from your mind the abundance, variety, and ready availability of (relatively) inexpensive food products. The single greatest blessing of being alive in the early part of the XXIst Century is that, unlike our poor, besotted ancestors, we , ladies and gentlemen, have SHARK WEEK!!

It is to television what the Resurrection is to Christianity.  Crowning, enobling, enlightening, and awe inspiring.

For one glorious week in late July (for the past 21 years) the Discovery Channel — arguably the greatest channel in my satellite line up this side of NESN — has given us a week of wonder.

In addition to the weeklong series of shark related TV features and documentaries, the companion website allows you to play games, take quizzes, and track sharks! Hell, they even have a blog.

This New England boy has been fascinated by sharks all his life. They were contemporaries of the earliest life on this planet; they exist in every sea and ocean (at least one variety can survive for extended periods in fresh water); and they put mankind squarely in its place.  Opposable thumbs be damned, a fish occupies a higher place on the food-chain than we do.

It all begins at 9:00 PM on Sunday, July 27th and it runs through the following week.  And in tribute to man’s ultimate dominion over this planet, I may be sitting down to a plate of Mako shark on Sunday afternoon before the festivities get underway!

Gal Bishops July 18, 2008

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I don’t know if the blogger at this site is in favor of ordaining women to the episcopate, but by posting pics like these she’s not doing her cause any favors. Here’s a small sampling:

Catherine M. Waynick Bishop of Indianapolis, Episcopal Church (USA)

Catherine M. Waynick Bishop of Indianapolis, Episcopal Church (USA)

Caroline Krook Bishop of Stockholm, Sweden / Lutheran

Caroline Krook Bishop of Stockholm, Sweden / Lutheran

Rosemarie Köhn Bishop of Hamar, 1993-2006, Church of Norway (Lutheran)

Rosemarie Köhn Bishop of Hamar, 1993-2006, Church of Norway (Lutheran)

Carolyn Tanner Irish Bishop of Utah, Episcopal Church (USA)

Carolyn Tanner Irish Bishop of Utah, Episcopal Church (USA)

And my hands-down favorite:

Elizabeth Stuart Regionary Bishop of the Liberal Catholic Church International, Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Elizabeth Stuart Regionary Bishop of the Liberal Catholic Church International, Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Wow…

A long hiatus July 18, 2008

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I took a brief vacation in June and never quite eased back into blogging.

So…let’s try one more time.