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More sensitivity… September 5, 2006

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…from the diversity crowd:


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Standing firmly on the free speech ideals of its illustrious founder (Thomas Jefferson), the University of Virginia’s Cavalier Daily thinks portraying the Virgin Mary with a sexually transmitted disease is high comedy.

Alas, Mohammed with a bomb in his turban didn’t seem to pass the editors’ tickle test.

I guess, some sacred persons are just funnier than others…

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Worth a read:

- Fascists Under the Bed Pat Buchanan in the American Conservative.

- Preaching, Pondering and Predicting Col. Karen Kwiatkowski on Rumsfeld’s American Legion speech.

- Another Connecticut Marine dies in Iraq… Lance Cpl. Philip A. Johnson († 9/2/06), 19 of Enfield, is the second native of this tiny state to die in Iraq during the past two weeks.

[The full list of Joe Lieberman's constituents who have been killed in Mr. Bush's war can be found here.]

It makes you think… August 11, 2006

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The next time you think that life couldn’t get any worse because the morning line at Starbuck’s is too long, remember this poor Boston family:

The devoted older brother of a dying Dorchester teen fulfilled a promise to join his little brother on his journey into eternal life when he died Tuesday in a motorcycle accident just hours before a brain tumor claimed his kin.

William Davulis, 26, the eldest of 10 children, was on his way to say goodbye to his younger brother, Dominic, 17, when he lost control of his motorcycle at the intersection of East First and O streets in South Boston at about 4:35 p.m.

“William wasn’t expecting to see God. He was expecting to see his dying brother,” said the brothers’ mother Terina, who hasn’t slept since she bid adieu to her older son at the city morgue only to return to Dominic’s bedside and hold his hand until he died at 12:50 yesterday morning. [Article]

When I read something like this I feel like a damned fool for complaining about…well, just about anything.

Everyone’s favorite Saint August 6, 2006

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I really have to stop writing so much about religion. But, hey, it is Sunday.

I was trolling around this morning and was suprised to see the Prayer of St. Francis posted at Blogs For Bush.

I actually read B4B a lot. It’s neocon to be sure, but it’s not the racist/fascist garbage that you typically find at LGF. That said, it’s not exactly a peace blog either.

Everyone loves St. Francis but we were forced to say (and even sing) this prayer so often at Catholic grammar school that it’s almost become trite. Here’s the text for you pagans:

Lord, make me a channel of Thy peace;
Where there is hatred, let me sow love;
Where there is injury, pardon;
Where there is doubt, faith;
Where there is despair, hope;
Where there is darkness, light;
And where there is sadness, joy.

O Master, grant that I may never seek
So much to be consoled as to console;
To be understood, as to understand;
To be loved, as to love.

For it is in giving that we receive,
It is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
And it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.

Ok, my point…

This prayer isn’t a plea for a general state of peace. (As it seems the B4B folks are using it.) It’s a prayer of conversion. Peace at the individual or personal level. Or, rather, a prayer to be given the grace to become a peacemaker.

There’s no doubt about it, I’m heartened to see that the Bushies are big on St. Francis but could you ever imagine Dick Cheney — or Jerry Falwell, for that matter — actually reciting these words?

It always seems that the Christians who “wear it on their sleeves” (although it does get votes!) are the ones who miss the point entirely.

Ok, Reverends, et al, resume the bombing for Jesus’ glory!

So how do you define "hate"? August 4, 2006

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The national media are obsessed with Mel Gibson’s drunken, anti-Semitic tirade. You can’t turn on a cable news channel without being affronted by “expert” panels meticulously dissecting Herr Gibson’s psyche every which way ’til Tuesday.

Yeah, let’s condemn it but can we drop the sanctimony? I’m sure that none of those talking-heads feigning breathless outrage have ever, even once, uttered a racial, ethnic, or religious slur. I sure haven’t! And neither, I’m certain, have any of you good people…

It’s ironic, though, that during the Gibson maelstrom — throughout which, we’ve unanimously agreed that religious bigotry and “hate” are to be condemned from the ramparts — Comedy Central chose to rerun its infamous South Park episode: Bloody Mary.

In a nutshell: a statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary is found to be bleeding “from her ass” and rubes (including a caricature of Pope Benedict XVI) line up to have their heads signed with the anal blood.

So here we have a wildly successful, award winning cartoon on a major cable network — shored up by Corporate America’s advertising dollars — mocking the pope and dragging Jesus Christ’s Mother through the sewer. (For the second time. The show originally aired last Christmas…) And, predictably, there’s no outrage.

I’ve yet to see the Danish cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad aired on the Daily Show (another Comedy Central offering) and I’m sure the Gibson saga will be played until his career is boxed and planted but attacks on Christianity — from corporate boardrooms – will proceed with impunity.

You can freely assault the faith of billions, drag the most sacred feminine religious symbol in human history through the mud, and portray Pope Benedict with (farted) anal blood all over his face but never, ever forget that Mel Gibson is an anti-Semite.

Pro war Christians fascinate me July 23, 2006

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I know that Evangelicals subscribe to a rather peculiar Christology, but their ability to (mis)use the Gospel to justify — and even to celebrate — war, without enduring even the slightest pang of conscience, leaves me at a loss for words.

Let’s face it, even Christians with a highly developed Theology of war (See Catholic Encyclopedia entry here) have to sense an uneasy contradiction between “justified violence” and the message of the Prince of Peace.

For every living soul belongs to me, the father as well as the son—both alike belong to me. The soul who sins is the one who will die. [Ezekiel 18:4]

War, and violence in general, may have to be tolerated but watching good “Christians” celebrate hostilities — even to the point of regarding innocent human suffering as nothing more than “collateral damage” (see the danger in “religious people” adopting statist/party terminology?) — and even viewing it as something to be amused by — then it’s all gone terribly wrong.

Pat Robertson, please call your office…

I’m neither a pacifist nor, for that matter, am I a very good Christian but stumbling upon these things on right wing blogs, sets alarm bells off in my inky black soul:

“Lord, please hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen.”

Think Jesus is going to hear that one? I don’t know, but prayers like the one above, that seem to equate soldiers en masse with (potential) Holy Martyrs make me wonder if it’s the Soul of Islam or the Soul of Christianity that’s at greater risk these day

The Apotheosis of George Washington W. Bush July 21, 2006

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Look high up into the dome of the US Capitol and you’ll see Constantine Brumidi’s (in)famous fresco, “The Apotheosis of George Washington”.

Disturbing from a republican (small “r”) perspective, Brumidi depicted the Father of Our Country in beatific glory with the triumphs of American arts and sciences (as well as a few pagan deities) as his eternal companions.

It’s all very nice but it — like the god-awful building that houses it — is a bit too imperial for my tastes. (It grieves my Libertarian soul…)

Enter General Washington’s 42nd successor…

Putting aside the very real possibility that George W. Bush has absolutely no idea who the first president was, he’s not exactly immune to the royal pretensions that were thrust upon General Washington long after his death. (We all know that Washington refused the crown; let alone the halo). But George W. Bush suffers from no such republican angst. (again, notice the small “r” there) He hasn’t been offered the crown (yet) but thanks to a boot licking Afghan rug maker, he’s got his halo.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Apotheosis of George W. Bush:

There’s Jesus showering blessings upon his High Priest, George W. Bush, while the angels look on in absolute rapture. Here’s the scoop:

[...US Army reservist and Pulaski County State's Attorney, Grayson]Gile’s mission – one he chose to embrace – involves a very special rug handcrafted by an Afghan man anxious to show his gratitude to President George W. Bush for this country’s efforts to bring democracy to Afghanistan.

The colorful and beautifully crafted rug was hand-knotted by an elderly Hazara man from Kabul. The Hazaras, believed to be descendants of Ghengis Khan, were one of the most persecuted ethnic minorities in the Middle Eastern country prior to the U.S.-backed Northern Alliance’s war with the Taliban.

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Gile was astonished when he saw the hand-knotted rug, a portrait of Bush, filled with Christian and Catholic symbolism. Filling the center of the rug is an incredible likeness of Bush, dressed in religious vestments, standing at a podium decorated with the official seal of the country and flanked by two waving American flags.

Directly above Bush is Jesus with a sacred heart and stigmata carefully knotted into the rug’s pattern. The rug also shows cherubs and, apparently in an homage to both Bush and a fallen Northern Alliance leader, two lions.

Giles hasn’t gotten the rug to Bush yet but he’s working GOP leaders to get him into the White House.

So does this thing get met with the embarrassment and revulsion it deserves or is it proudly displayed in the State Dining Room?

Sadly, my money’s on the latter possibility…

Pat Buchanan & the Jews March 31, 2006

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Here’s the MSNBC transcript on the Immigration bill:

It is a pig story! It’s animal farm all over again. And also make no bones about it, it’s the greedy Jews that were behind it because the people of America walked away from them and they need to bring in people from the Third World who are still gullible enough to sit there and listen to the Zionists…the Jews were behind this, the Jews started this a year ago. The neocons flooded the streets because they cannot get blind obedience anymore amongst educated white people who have caught onto the racket and instead they need to import dummies. That’s the story and it is not difficult for you to understand—I’m telling you the truth. It’s all about greed. It’s greed at the top of the Jewish establishment.

[snip]

Make no mistake about why this is happening. This has nothing to do with compassion for Mexican workers. This has nothing to do with fairness for Mexican workers—it has to do with the greed…. That’s all there is to it. And that includes the Zionist pigs. And if you don’t like it, don’t listen to the show—I really don’t care anymore. I’m not going to be duped by this sanctimonious garbage that all religions are good and that the institution itself is good. Bah humbug. Judaism is rotten from the top to the bottom.

Shocking? Disgusting? Sure, it’s both and then some. But it’s also something that I completely made up.

Well, I didn’t exactly “make it up” I just tampered with the original text. Pat Buchanan never spoke these words against Jews. The object of this diatribe was actually the Catholic Church and the words were spoken (spewed?) by neocon darling, Michael Savage during his nationally syndicated radio show.

Here’s the full text:

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God save us all…. August 31, 2005

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Even the Red Sox.

See, this is what happens when you sign guys from Missouri…

They gathered in a makeshift house of God — a brick-walled retreat in Fenway Park otherwise reserved for postgame interviews — and prayed for dead and dying loved ones. They prayed for American troops in hot spots abroad. And for the poor souls in the path of Hurricane Katrina.

As the Sunday baseball crowd streamed into the park less than an hour before the defending world champions played their 128th game of the season, a dozen members of the Red Sox — the largest group of evangelical Christians on any team in Major League Baseball — joined an equal number of coaches and staffers in sharing a bond of faith that is fast becoming the stuff of national renown among religious figures in sports.

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Trot Nixon, Mike Timlin, Tim Wakefield, Jason Varitek, Curt Schilling, Doug Mirabelli, Bill Mueller, Matt Clement, John Olerud, Mike Myers, Tony Graffanino, Chad Bradford: Each Sox player considers himself an evangelical Christian who believes in the sacred authority of the Bible and the promise of Jesus Christ as his savior. [Emphasis mine]

Ok, we’re the reigning World Champions and we go into September at the top of the AL East so maybe Jesus DOES love the Red Sox but can’t these guys leave it in church (or Missouri) where it belongs?

All this Red State extremism in the hub (pardon the pun) of Blue State America is just unseemly…

Ironically, the player who styles himself after the Savior of the World (Johnny Damon, center) is, happily, a once-born kinda guy.