jump to navigation

The premiere of Shark Week… July 28, 2008

Posted by Brendan in &c., The Whole Wide World.
add a comment

…sucked.

I look forward to Shark Week the way a ten year old looks forward to Christmas and, I gotta tell ya,  the Discovery Channel really let me down with last night’s premiere.

They served up a fetid slurry of three day old cold gruel when I was expecting an end cut of prime rib with, maybe, a lobster tail on the side.

Instead of bloody, gruesome attacks by Great Whites and Tigers, they gave us fiberglass shark robots and tedious physics experiments.

What the hell were they thinking?! I want blood, razor sharp teeth, and non-stop man eating fish…

Ok, even the Discovery Channel is entitled to lay one once every twenty-one years so I’ll cut them some slack. Tonight’s line-up should more than make up for the tedium that was last night’s disappointing premiere.

One of my personal favs, “Air Jaws” — an hour of surface breaching, attacking, back flipping, frenzied Great Whites (see ultra cool clip here) — is on at 8:00 PM. Unfortunately, Air jaws is followed by two shows making their premiere this year which have the potential to be disappointing:

SURVIVING SHARKS
Premieres Monday, July 28, at 9 p.m. ET/PT.
Survivorman’s Les Stroud hosts this look at how best to play it safe in the water, while testing popular theories of how to survive shark encounters. Les travels to the Bahamas and South Africa to test whether the behavior of Caribbean reef sharks and great whites changes depending upon the time of day. While in South Africa, Les and marine biologist Jeremiah Sullivan conduct an analysis of the great white’s bite, and test whether kicking and splashing attracts sharks, and if it’s safer to stay in a group or tread water alone if stranded in the ocean.

[Unless Les Stroud turns out to be the main course -- or at least the appetizer -- for a Great White, this'll probably be a yawn]

DAY OF THE SHARK
Premieres Monday, July 28, at 10 p.m. ET/PT.
Do shark encounters happen more frequently in the morning or night? This special chronicles six recent shark attacks that took place at different times of day. Top shark experts weigh in on what time of day is better or worse for avoiding sharks.

[I dunno, this may have B- potential. Have to wait and see. If an experiment goes wrong and someone goes feet first into a shark's gullet, I'll give it a solid A]

Air Jaws will definitely bring up the curve but it looks like I’ll have more bitch-blogging to do tomorrow.

____________

Coincidentally, it looks like even sharks hate Ryan Seacrest

“Quite exceptional depravity” doesn’t begin to describe it. July 23, 2008

Posted by Brendan in Religion, The Whole Wide World.
2 comments

[WARNING: Very disturbing sexual content]

Pope Benedict’s recent apology to the Australian victims of rapists-in-roman collars came as somewhat of a surprise to me because, until last week, I had (naively) assumed that the worst of the abuse had occurred in America and Ireland.  (And, to a lesser degree, Canada)

As someone who prides himself in possessing a very high shock threshold, l was completely unprepared for the shock that awaited me as I began to dig into the problems down under.

The background: Until just after the Second World War, the British Government had a policy of shipping many of its undesirable youth to the far corners of the Empire.  By XXIst Century standards, it seems barbaric but, at the time, it was assumed to be in the children’s best interest.

Vagrant, illegitimate boys on the streets of London or Liverpool were doomed to a life of sub-human existence.  If the kids were removed from the squalor of the inner city and set up in a farm school in the wilds of Australia, they would — or so the thinking went — be given a fighting chance to overcome their desperate circumstances.

The Child Migrants (as they’ve come to be known) were sent to Australia and (generally) segregated according to religion. The Protestant kids went to church and state run facilities and the Catholic kids  — in many cases, the illegitimate offspring of Irish immigrants — were handed over to the Religious Orders. The girls went to the Sisters of Mercy and the boys went to the Christian Brothers.

In the late 1990s, both the UK and Australian Governments held hearings on the subject of Child Migration and what they uncovered relative to the Christian Brothers could make any grown man cry.

I speak from personal experience because when I read the following in the (British) House of Commons report I cried for the first time in my adult life:

It is hard to convey the sheer weight of the testimony we have received. It is impossible to resist the conclusion that some of what was done there was of a quite exceptional depravity, so that terms like ‘sexual abuse’ are too weak to convey it. For example, those of us who heard the account of a man who as a boy was a particular favourite of some Christian Brothers at Tardun who competed as to who could rape him 100 times first, his account of being in terrible pain, bleeding and bewildered, trying to beat his own eyes so they would cease to be blue as the Brothers liked his blue eyes, or being forced to masturbate animals, or being held upside down over a well and threatened in case he ever told, will never forget it.

That’s the British House of Commons not the National Inquirer.  What happened to those kids was an organized, pervasive, systematic, decades-long ordeal of rape, torture and abuse perpetrated by Catholic Religious.

Documentation [.pdf] provided to the Australian Senate adds:

4.2 The accounts of sexual abuse and assault at these four institutions are horrendous, supporting and amplifying the UK Committee’s description of ‘quite exceptional depravity’. The stories from the ex-residents of Bindoon, Castledare, Clontarf, and Tardun [all in Western Australia] provide an account of systemic criminal sexual assault and predatory behaviour by a large number of the Brothers over a considerable period of time. Evidence was given of boys being abused in many ways for the sexual gratification of the Brothers, of boys being terrified in bed at night as Brothers stalked the dormitories to come and take children to their rooms, of boys as ‘pets’ of the Brothers being repeatedly sodomised, and of boys being pressured into bestial acts.

This information came to light during the reign of John Paul II.  At the time (mid to late 1990s) he was still in good health – yet he failed to act.

Ironically, the pope that apologized for the sins of many of his long dead predecessors uttered not one word of sorrow and took no responsibility for his own myriad failures.

I could live to be 100 years old and I’ll never get that image of a battered child beating his own eyes to change their color out of my mind…

_______________

Maybe the justice sought was ultimately delivered by the hand of God because the Australian Province of the once great (Irish) Christian Brothers has been reduced to this:

Deo Gratias!

No better time to be alive July 22, 2008

Posted by Brendan in Life in America, The Whole Wide World.
add a comment

Forget about medical advances. Dismiss the burgeoning achievements in science and technology.  Put far from your mind the abundance, variety, and ready availability of (relatively) inexpensive food products. The single greatest blessing of being alive in the early part of the XXIst Century is that, unlike our poor, besotted ancestors, we , ladies and gentlemen, have SHARK WEEK!!

It is to television what the Resurrection is to Christianity.  Crowning, enobling, enlightening, and awe inspiring.

For one glorious week in late July (for the past 21 years) the Discovery Channel — arguably the greatest channel in my satellite line up this side of NESN — has given us a week of wonder.

In addition to the weeklong series of shark related TV features and documentaries, the companion website allows you to play games, take quizzes, and track sharks! Hell, they even have a blog.

This New England boy has been fascinated by sharks all his life. They were contemporaries of the earliest life on this planet; they exist in every sea and ocean (at least one variety can survive for extended periods in fresh water); and they put mankind squarely in its place.  Opposable thumbs be damned, a fish occupies a higher place on the food-chain than we do.

It all begins at 9:00 PM on Sunday, July 27th and it runs through the following week.  And in tribute to man’s ultimate dominion over this planet, I may be sitting down to a plate of Mako shark on Sunday afternoon before the festivities get underway!

I’ll be boycotting NBC during the Beijing Olympics May 27, 2008

Posted by Brendan in Politics, Religion, The Whole Wide World.
add a comment

And it’s not going to be easy because I am absolutely addicted to MSNBC (an NBC affiliate) for political coverage. But so help me God, NBC, CNBC, MSNBC, and any other part of that Beijing Olympics broadcasting coven will not play in my home during the games.

In addition to its myriad and well publicized human rights abuses, there’s this allegation of pure, unadulterated evil:

Book Reveals Fetal Soup Served in Chinese Restaurants

[..]  “New macabre manifestations of this conscienceless abortion mentality include the recent opening of five restaurants in the region of X, which began serving ‘fetal soup’ at the price of 300 Yuan (approximately $40) a bowl! Recent medical publications have praised the exceptional health benefits for the consuming of ‘fetal remains’ (this jargon allows them to overlook what this really is-unborn baby bodies). Therefore, local entrepreneurs jumped on the opportunity to distribute this new health breakthrough to the chosen few who could afford the price. So evil and scandalous is this fetal soup trade that the Government shut down the Web sites advertising the restaurants, in fear that they would scandalize the reputation of the People’s Republic to outside countries and businesses.

The book is The Seven Sorrows of China by Dr. Mark Miravalle (Professor of Mariology at Franciscan University). You can read the entire article (excerpted above) here.

Germans burn hundreds of Talmuds May 21, 2008

Posted by Brendan in Religion, The Whole Wide World.
add a comment

Rioting German Christians confiscate and burn hundreds of Jewish holy books. Deputy Mayor leads the mob.

Bavaria

BAVARIA – German Christians have burned hundreds of Talmuds in the latest act of violence against Jews in Europe.

Rolf Mueller, the deputy mayor of the southern German town of Josefsbad, says he got into a loudspeaker car last Thursday and urged people to turn over hundreds of Talmuds and Jewish religious tracts.

The books were dumped into a pile and seminarians set them afire in a lot near a church, he said.

The Munich newspaper reported Tuesday that hundreds of students and seminarians took part in the book-burning.

But Mueller told The AP on Tuesday that only a few students were present and he was not there when the books were torched. Hundreds of Talmuds were burned, he said.

Jewish religious literature is frowned upon in Germany but is not illegal in most cases.

So are you shocked and outraged? You should be..but, to be honest, I played with the facts a bit. Here’s what really happened:

JERUSALEM — Orthodox Jews have burned hundreds of New Testaments in the latest act of violence against Christian missionaries in Israel.

Uzi Aharon, the deputy mayor of the central Israeli town of Or Yehuda, says he got into a loudspeaker car last Thursday and urged people to turn over hundreds of New Testaments and missionary material recently distributed by missionaries.

The books were dumped into a pile and religious students set them afire in a lot near a synagogue, he said.

The Maariv newspaper reported Tuesday that hundreds of students took part in the book-burning.

But Aharon told The AP on Tuesday that only a few students were present and he was not there when the books were torched. Hundreds of New Testaments were burned, he said.

Proselytizing is frowned upon in Israel but is not illegal in most cases.

Source: Fox News

______________________________

UPDATE: The International Herald Tribune has a much more substantive article re: the above.

The Essential Questions August 18, 2006

Posted by Brendan in Politics, The Whole Wide World.
add a comment

James Wilson, my favorite Libertarian blogger, has an excellent article posted at the Partial Observer this week.

In True Believers, he asks the supporters of “endless war” twenty-five questions that would almost certainly expose the moral and philosophical bankruptcy of the War Party – if any of them were courageous enough to answer the questions honestly.

Here’s a sampling:

  • 1. You suggest that many critics of Israel, and of U.S. aid to Israel are anti-Semites. But which is more prevalent, anti-Semitism in the anti-war crowd, or anti-French and anti-Arab bigotry in the pro-war crowd?
  • 3. How is bombing non-combatants from above via the Air Force not its own form of “terrorism?” Why do uniforms and greater fire power make one side morally superior?
  • 4. Why are non-combatant victims of American or Israeli bombs at least partly to blame for the policies of their government, but American and Israeli civilians are always innocent?
  • 5. You claim that extremist Muslims hate us for our freedoms, and want to impose Muslim law on us. Do you not hate Muslim cultures just as much? Aren’t you just as determined to overthrow their societies to impose your own values on them? Even if not, wouldn’t Muslims have a right to perceive this to be true? How do you know that terrorism is a form of aggression, instead of resistance?
  • 7. If we are morally justified in “preemptive war” to destroy countries that may threaten our interests several years from now, wouldn’t those countries be militarily justified in launching preemptive attacks on us?
  • 10. If the United States suffered under persistent bombing and occupation by foreign troops, would you rule out terrorism against the occupiers? Against the aggressor nation’s homeland?
  • 20. If your family was massacred by foreign soldiers, or killed by bombs from above, would your reaction be, “Ah, collateral damage. What can you do? No hard feelings.”

Go here to read the rest.

Or maybe not August 16, 2006

Posted by Brendan in Life in America, The Whole Wide World.
3 comments

So much for the increased security at British and American airports:

BOSTON (Reuters) – A woman panicking from claustrophobia forced a Washington-bound flight from London to make an emergency landing in Boston on Thursday, sparking a major security alert.

Police and other officials said there was no apparent terrorist threat, but the incident set off a major security response a week after British authorities said they had foiled a plot to blow up planes from London to the United States.

But here’s the kicker:

“Her carry-on bags subsequently were searched and matches were found in the bag as well as a gelatin-like substance [ed: later determined to be hand cream] but those items were not deemed to have any terrorist connection or pose a threat to the aircraft,” Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney told a news conference. [Empasis mine]

Ok, so with all the ballyhoo about increased security — especially relating to carry-on items — how the hell did MATCHES and “a gelatin like substance” make it past British security?!

“Right you are now, love, just a tin of accelerant and a box of ignitables. You’re good to board. Safe trip!”

Isn’t it obvious? August 1, 2006

Posted by Brendan in Politics, The Whole Wide World.
add a comment

I wonder if I was the only one who winced when the Presidentissimus said that Hezbollah terror was the “root cause” of the problems in the Middle East. Anyone with half a brain — which might exclude the president from consideration — knows that the root cause of terror in that part of the world is the (long unresolved) Palestinian issue.

Unfortunately, Muslim extremists give Jewish and Christian extremists all the justification they need to maintain the status quo

http://donjim.blogspot.com/2006/07/apocalypse-now.html

Living in a Black & White World July 24, 2006

Posted by Brendan in Politics, The Whole Wide World.
add a comment

I envy people who can see the world and its myriad crises in black and white. No shades of gray for them; just a rigid manichæism that banishes all doubt.

They exist on both ends of the political spectrum and nothing illuminates their poltical philosophy better than the Israeli-Arab conflict.

The hardcore Left villifies Israel and the extreme neo-right get out their pom-poms and lead the cheers whenever Israel “gets tough” with terrorists. (Or Arab civilians and critical infrastructure, for that matter.) The latter position is, of course, the one held by the Bush administration.

As Boston University Anthropology and International Relations professor, Augustus Norton, offers:

I’ve been studying American foreign policy in the Middle East for 34 years and I can’t recall any U.S. president who has subordinated American interests to Israeli interests like this one. The administration is being naïve about how this is going to reverberate elsewhere, in places like Iraq. Israel is primarily targeting Shiite Muslims and that’s going to fuel the sectarianism that is feeding the civil war in Iraq. We have other concerns we should be looking out for—but George Bush apparently feels that American interests and Israeli interests coincide, so we have a no-show foreign policy.

I’m sickened by the devastation in Lebanon (I have a soft-spot for the Lebanese. Probably the most generous and hospitable people I have ever encountered.) But at the same time, how can one not be moved by the sight of Israeli women and children running for their lives as (unguided) rockets slam into their homes? Certainly, any nation would — and has the absolute right — to defend its citizens in such circumstances.

Putting aside for the moment that Hezbollah was formed in reaction to an earlier Israeli invasion of Lebanon and that the Arab world can’t seem to get out of its own way, any thoughtful, critical analysis would find angels and devils on both sides of the blue line.

I know that the “Good & Evil” pundits dismiss any such analysis as “moral equivalence” but, well, to hell with them. The world is a complicated place and human actions and motivations are infinitely more complex that Sean Hannity would have you believe.

This bothers me:

As much as this does:

Both people have been brutalized (as in the sense of , ‘to be made brutal’) by a multi-generational conflict that shows no signs of stopping. By their current actions, the Israelis will create more terrorists than they destroy. And the Arabs will never “push Israel into the sea.”

Until the Palestinian question is solved, Arabs will continue live in crushing, humiliating, misery and the Israelis will live under the constant threat of terrorism.

It’s at times like these that I wish we had a president…

____________________
A few ways to help:

  • Catholic Relief Services
  • Catholic Relief Services has committed to helping people in Lebanon, Gaza, and Israelis in Northern Israel displaced by Hezbollah attacks.

  • International Orthodox Christian Charities
  • Ditto the above

  • American Friends of Magen David Adom (Israeli Red Cross affiliate) Providing services to Israeli Jews, Arabs, and Druze. Also see British friends and Australian friends
  • The Lebanese Red Cross and the Palestinian Red Crescent Society
  • Provide humaitarian assistance to all people irrespective of creed or nationality.